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re: APPROVED - App: Parmesan Cheese - by Arkinedes -
by Parmesan Cheese on 2011/11/14 2:10 pm
The application submitted by Parmesan Cheese is as follows:
Quote: | Name, Age, Gender & character name::
Anonymous Coward, 21+, ♀, Parmesan
Class & Spec (Off-spec)::
Arcane Mage (frost)
Plz link your wow-armory, and plz be logged out in your MS PvE gear!::
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/maiev/Parmesan/simple
Explain some key points in why you spec and glyph the way you do?::
My spec and talents are likely not up to date as they havent been updated since Cata launch, I am not against assistance but please see entire app before commenting on this.
What stats do you prioritize? What do you gem for and "Why"?: :
int > hit(17%) > crit > mastery | haste
What professions do you have and why?:
Mining which feeds into engineering. Engineering for the mount and the ability to get transportal malfunction.
What past raiding experience do you have?:
I have soloed Heroic Deathwing in Panda-form
What Raid add ons do you use? ::
dbm
Do you use vent? and can you listen and be vocal?::
Yes and I bring sexy silence to your vent while I lurk
Where did you learn of Villains on Vacation? - and why did you decide to app here?::
I've known Ray, littleguy, peacetrain, bob, bob's brother, gorellamaCurryUpNow and a number of other villains whose name I cannot recall currently for a very long time, since Peacetrain hasnt been gkicked yet I figure this must be a tolerant guild I would like to be apart of.
Whats you favorite fast-food? and why?:
In-N-Out, anything on the secret menu
We consider ourself to be a non-drama, nerdrage and elitistjerks free guild. We play this game to have fun and firmly belive its possible to down end game encounters in a calm and friendly enviroment!
This is your chance to explaine why we should accept you to our guild.. What makes you stand out?:
First of all, I am applying for forum access ONLY. I am currently unable to make the time commitment to raid or maximize my toons but would like to stay in touch with my fellow villains.
As noted above, I've played with a number of you for a long time, you know the type of drama and nerdrage I bring to your guild / raids / vent including the possibly inappropriate comments I make toward peacetrain and gore on a regular basis.
Is there a reason behind the inconsistent number of ":" after questions in this app?
We have a very early raiding schedule, will you be able to make our raid-times?:
No
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ArkinedesLife Coach Speaks way to much
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re: APPROVED - App: Parmesan Cheese - by Arkinedes -
by Arkinedes on 2011/11/14 4:19 pm
My name is not mentioned anywhere in this app! DECLINED!
_________________ Its my party, and i i rape if i want to!!
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re: APPROVED - App: Parmesan Cheese - by Arkinedes -
by Parmesan Cheese on 2011/11/14 9:12 pm
Arkinedes wrote: | My name is not mentioned anywhere in this app! DECLINED! |
With apologies to Arktention whore :
Even though I had a number of friends in VoV including Arkinedes, it was not until I spoke with one Arkennie did I decide to apply. Arkennie (Ark for short) assured me that VoV is not only a great guild but has excellent benefits including, but not limited to :
-25 vacation days per year (does this include public holidays?)
-universal healthcare
-support for unions (I strike for a safer raiding environment, where trash/bosses are not constantly trying to kill me)
-free education
-maternity and paternity leave
-guild is managed by the 'happiest people in the world' (except that Hamlet)
-unlimited LEGO pieces for use
Ark, you had me at LEGO, you had me at LEGO.
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re: APPROVED - App: Parmesan Cheese - by Arkinedes -
by Peace train on 2011/11/15 7:42 am
those danes have the best perks ever im moving to copenagen so i can stack lego pieces to the heavens :D
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GoreaddictVillain on Vacation Newbie
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re: APPROVED - App: Parmesan Cheese - by Arkinedes -
by Goreaddict on 2011/11/16 11:04 am
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re: APPROVED - App: Parmesan Cheese - by Arkinedes -
by Parmesan Cheese on 2011/11/16 4:35 pm
Gore, you dont have to worry, the gays are only interested in the attractive looking people.
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GoreaddictVillain on Vacation Newbie
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re: APPROVED - App: Parmesan Cheese - by Arkinedes -
by Goreaddict on 2011/11/17 12:02 am
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